philosophicalharry:

me at family parties

• “who even are these people”
• “lets play a game called guess the wifi password”
• “yes i am really this tall”
• “can we leave now”
• “free food holla”
• “im really bad at guessing wifi passwords”

(Source: softimpact, via awkwardnaked-deactivated2016101)


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basedgosh:

im adopting everyone im tired of seeing people suffer bad experiences due to their shitty parents. i am your dad now

(via awkwardnaked-deactivated2016101)


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